Enter the gay bar.
From Create Your Own Story
You walk in to the bar with the dildo in your hand. Every gay villager comes and takes a turn shoving the dildo up your ass...... you soon die, because the dildo popped you large intestine and you die a bloddy mess. You dissapointed the gays!
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