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- 08:25, 24 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N Richard M. Nixon (Created page with '"Never heard of him. Now fuck off." Will you- Fuck off Attack the bouncer Category: Beach Noir') (top)
- 08:18, 24 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Go fuck yourself! (top)
- 08:16, 24 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N Go fuck yourself! (Created page with '"That's your job. Here, have a nightstick to the nuts." You have your man parts rammed with a wooden club. You crumple, feeling certain that you are permanently sterile. The gua…')
- 08:11, 24 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N Sorry, I don't have any cash (Created page with '"Yeah, I would be sorry if I were you. Now fuck off." You decide to- Fuck off Sneak in through the back Category: Beach Noir') (top)
- 08:08, 24 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Go right, cause it looks like a strip joint (top)
- 08:08, 24 May 2011 (hist) (diff) I have a tab inside (top)
- 08:07, 24 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N I have a tab inside (Created page with '"Oh yeah? What's the name?" Richard M. Nixon Elton John Patrick Ewing')
- 08:05, 24 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Go right, cause it looks like a strip joint
- 08:04, 24 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N Go right, cause it looks like a strip joint (Created page with 'The sign says, Loose Lizard - Come On In! You decide that sounds like a damned fine idea. The bouncer, however, has other ideas. "Hey, buddy," he says, "Cover's twenty bucks." …')
- 07:59, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N Go back to the plane and jack off (Created page with 'You dash back through the swamp to your base camp, where you frantically whip out your dick and spit on it. Once it's lubed up, you start jacking like there's no tomorrow. Your b…')
- 07:40, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N Try a new topic of discussion (Created page with '"So...how bout them Cubbies?" you enquire. "I'm going to shoot you in the fucking face," the guard replies. "Alright, alright," you say, leaving. Time to make a decision. [[…') (top)
- 07:35, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N I think you're gorgeous and sexy (Created page with '"Ooh baby, how sweet," she says, half-serious. Then her eyes focus. "Im glad you think that. Because today I feel like doing something naughty." She reaches between the bars and …')
- 06:53, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) I think you look like jailbait (top)
- 06:53, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N I think you look like jailbait (Created page with 'She scowls. "Dammit, I knew you were a reporter!" You're not sure what that means, but when she calls for the guards, you decide to make yourself scarce. You are in the alley …')
- 06:50, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Kiss her again (top)
- 06:48, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N Kiss her again (Created page with 'You lean in and touch your lips to hers once more. Her lips taste sweet. She bats her lashes seductively and says, "Mmm, you found me, stud. You can just forget about that other …')
- 06:43, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Get lost (top)
- 06:43, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N Get lost (Created page with 'You are back in the alley. Do you - . Go to the Loose Lizard . Go back to the plane . Category: Beach Noir')
- 06:39, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Make a "shhhhhh" sign
- 06:36, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Make a "shhhhhh" sign
- 06:33, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Make a "shhhhhh" sign
- 06:31, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N Make a "shhhhhh" sign (Created page with 'You put a finger to your lips and try your best to look desperate. Intrigued, the girl checks that the guards aren't looking and gets up from her chair. As she walks closer, you …')
- 06:04, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Try to attract the attention of whoever is in the chair (top)
- 06:04, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N Try to attract the attention of whoever is in the chair (Created page with '"Hey-" you say in a hoarse whisper. At first there is no response. You try again, and a pretty face turns from the lawn chair toward you. It is the face of a brunette with Hispan…')
- 05:59, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Attempt to suck his dick (top)
- 05:58, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N Attempt to suck his dick (Created page with '"Alright, then," you say, and stick your face toward the bars. He slams your face with the butt of his gun. "Jesus fucking christ," he says. You note that around these parts, …')
- 05:51, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Talk to the guard (top)
- 05:50, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N Talk to the guard (Created page with '"Hey," you say, jovially addressing the man who has in the last five minutes kicked your ass and groped your man-regions. "Whose place is this?" "Go on, fuck off," says the guar…')
- 05:44, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Try to jump the fence (top)
- 05:43, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Try to jump the fence
- 05:42, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N Try to jump the fence (Created page with 'Probably not the wisest decision. You try to squeeze between the large spikes on top of the fence and the low-hanging branches, but unfortunately, the crotch of your shorts gets …')
- 05:11, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Go left, peek through the bars and see what's behind the wall (top)
- 05:09, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N Go left, peek through the bars and see what's behind the wall (Created page with 'To your surprise, the area beyond the iron bars appears to be an extensive courtyard. There are gardens and a large pool. Closest to you is a recliner chair by the edge of the po…')
- 05:02, 18 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Take the path to the North (top)
- 23:01, 17 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Take the cash and the gun (top)
- 22:54, 17 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N Take the path to the North (Created page with 'The path to the North is the broader of the two. As you walk, the land seems to get higher and dryer and you suppose you will be reaching solid ground soon. The canopy thins and …')
- 22:29, 17 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Take the cash and the gun
- 22:24, 17 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Leave the cash and the gun (top)
- 22:23, 17 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Beach Noir (top)
- 22:21, 17 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N Category:Beach Noir (Created page with 'A list of pages in the story Beach Noir') (top)
- 22:19, 17 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Beach Noir
- 22:08, 17 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Leave the cash and the gun
- 22:04, 17 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Leave the cash and the gun
- 21:52, 17 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N Leave the cash and the gun (Created page with 'The next thing you must decide is which way to go. Your plane, the ''African Queen'', is sunk halfway into the muck between two bits of dry land that head off in opposite directi…')
- 21:48, 17 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Take the cash and the gun
- 21:47, 17 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Take the cash and the gun
- 21:47, 17 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N Take the cash and the gun (Created page with 'The next thing you must decide is which way to go. Your ship, the ''African Queen'', is sunk halfway into the muck between two bits of dry land that head off in opposite directio…')
- 21:42, 17 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Beach Noir
- 21:42, 17 May 2011 (hist) (diff) Beach Noir
- 21:38, 17 May 2011 (hist) (diff) N Beach Noir (Created page with 'Your name is Brennan. You are a former drug smuggler and gun runner, known for flying goods between the gulf coast and the Caribbean islands in a small Cessna plane. In a bar in …')
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