Look at him

From Create Your Own Story

THE CRAZY MEXICAN locks your gaze with his droopy face. he leans forward slowly, huge front teeth gleaming through his parted lips. you can hear his eerie breathing, augmented by the plastic in his mouth. he is leaning far across the counter and just when you are about overwhelmed with how serene it is,

he suddenly toots his noise maker. the paper tube extends quickly, stabbing you DIRECTLY IN YOUR EYE OW OW OW

you back up quickly and put your hands over your burning painful seeing organ. THE CRAZY MEXICAN appears indifferent and has returned to a tired, droopy look.

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"youv bested me sir. take the items, on me." you feel shame

slap this fool, right in his stupid face!

snatch that stupid thing from right between his stupid lips!

call the po-po up in here on this CRAZY MEXICAN