Turn on your laptop

From Create Your Own Story

You reach under your bed and pull out your laptop, humming along as it turns on. Din din din din. Windows 8.1, the best thing on the market, with the best adjustments, three terabytes of memory, and absolutely flawless Frames per Second. What do you do?

You could turn off your laptop and

• Go back to sleep
• Go downstairs for breakfast with your family
• Call your maid up to your room
• Sneak into your twin sister's bedroom
• Sneak into your big sister's bedroom
• Sneak out to avoid your lessons
• Go for a luxurious morning swim in your massive family swimming pool

Or you could open a video game.

• Dragon Age II
• Mass Effect III
• The Witcher II: Assassins of Kings
• Grand Theft Auto V
• Far Cry III
• God Of War III

Then again, you could satisfy your urges and open porn. But what type?

• Incest
• Pedophilia
• Rape
• Bestiality