Dress up like a doctor and make rounds

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-You slip out of your room and sneak around the hospital until you find an empty office with a coat rack.  You snag yourself a white lab coat, a stethoscope and a clipboard.  Then you stride purposefully down the hallway, as if you're a doctor and you have every right to do anything you want to do.
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-You're marching down the hall, considering your next move, when you spot a room where a very pretty young woman with pale blonde hair is lying in bed.
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-"Yoo hoo, doctor!" the blonde calls out, waving a hand in the air.  "Do you have a minute?  I need help!  My boobs are growing!  They're trying to take me over!"
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-You must have wandered into the psychiatric ward.
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-Do you:
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-*[[Ignore the pale-blonde and keep walking]]
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-*[[Go in and give the pale blonde an examination]]
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