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WARNING: MAY HAVE STUPID WARNINGS SUCH AS:

Label: May cause drowsiness.

Product: Nytol sleeping pills.

Label: Do not use while sleeping.

Product: Vidal Sassoon hair dryer

Label: The Vanishing Fabric Marker should not be used as a writing instrument for signing checks or any legal documents.

Product: W.H. Collins’ Vanishing Fabric Markers

Label: This product is not intended for use as a dental drill

Product: DremelMultipro’s rotary tools

Label: This product moves when used.

Product: Razor scooter

Label (on website): Do not eat.

Product: Apple’s iPod shuffle

Solid advice, always.

WARNING: WE SUGEST YOU DO NOT ACTUALLY READ, YOUR MIND WILL EXPLODE

Let's get to work, shall we?

WARNING: THIS CHOICE WILL MATTER DRAMATICALLY IN THE PLOT OF THIS STORY. CHOOSE WITH CAUTION.

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