AOTC: Senator Jar-Jar Binks, 50 Credits
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| - | At 50 credits, this job is hardly worth your talents. But hay, you think to yourself, it would buy you a new shaving razor. So you set out to kill this Jar-Jar Binks. You quickly find out that he is a senator, and that he is going to be at a peace talk with some guy form Nabbo | + | At 50 credits, this job is hardly worth your talents. But hay, you think to yourself, it would buy you a new shaving razor. So you set out to kill this Jar-Jar Binks. You quickly find out that he is a senator, and that he is going to be at a peace talk with some guy form Nabbo. So you set your ship on auto pilot, and put your feet on top of the dashboard as you consider the ways you could kill the Gungan. You could use the classic method of a plasma bolt to the face. You could spike his drink,stab him, chop him into little pieces with a hatchet , set him on fire, or your personal favourite, blow him up. So many ways to die, so little time to perform. After much thought, do you... |
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At 50 credits, this job is hardly worth your talents. But hay, you think to yourself, it would buy you a new shaving razor. So you set out to kill this Jar-Jar Binks. You quickly find out that he is a senator, and that he is going to be at a peace talk with some guy form Nabbo. So you set your ship on auto pilot, and put your feet on top of the dashboard as you consider the ways you could kill the Gungan. You could use the classic method of a plasma bolt to the face. You could spike his drink,stab him, chop him into little pieces with a hatchet , set him on fire, or your personal favourite, blow him up. So many ways to die, so little time to perform. After much thought, do you...
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