Go home, smoke some weed, and jerk off
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Revision as of 18:54, 30 August 2009
You go home look in your stash. The weed's gone! You curl up and cry. While you jerk off, you learn you can't cum from your 1 inch penis.Your girlfriend comes over horny, and you try, but cant have sex with your girlfriend you take a bottle of Viagra and nothing instead you get high, but your penis gets smaller and smaller. You now half a 1/2 inch penis. You go insane.
Do You:
| Status Bar | ||
| Health | 100 | Equipment:
Weed, iPod, |
| Status | {{{Status}}} | |
| Gender | Male | |
| Social Group | Hippie | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend | ||
