Explain what happened with the girl

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Current revision as of 15:11, 3 August 2013

You then tell him the entire story about the girl. After you finish, you realize that the story had given you a massive erection.

Your brother is speechless. After a few minutes, he manages to say,"It's at least 5 ft now!"

You, equally shocked, reply, "And it reaches my face!"

Your brother gets up and cries, "Let me get my tape measure!"

He runs outside and grabs his tape measure from his truck. He comes back in and you discover your dick is more than 6 ft long!

After you both settle down, he says, "Well, I do have some good connections. I'll see if I can find anyone to take it."

When he leaves, you find yourself with a massive boner, about to make you pass out.

What do you do?

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-You then tell him the entire story about the girl.
+You then tell him the entire story about the girl. After you finish, you realize that the story had given you a massive erection.
-After you finish, you realize that the story had given you a massive erection.
+Your brother is speechless.  After a few minutes, he manages to say,"It's at least 5 ft now!"
-Your brother is speechless.
-After a few minutes, he manages to say,"It's at least 4 ft now!"
 You, equally shocked, reply, "And it reaches my face!"
-Your brother gets up and says, "Let me get my tape measure!"
+Your brother gets up and cries, "Let me get my tape measure!"
-He runs outside and grabs his tape measure from his truck.
-He comes back in and you discover your dick is 4 ft 6!
+He runs outside and grabs his tape measure from his truck.  He comes back in and you discover your dick is more than 6 ft long!
-After you both cool down, he says, "Well, i have some good connections. I'll see if I can find anyone to take it."
+After you both settle down, he says, "Well, I do have some good connections. I'll see if I can find anyone to take it."
 When he leaves, you find yourself with a massive boner, about to make you pass out.