"How the fuck do yo have anything to do with this story!?"

From Create Your Own Story

"I dunno!" he says. But with you breaking the fourth wall, you have caused a major rift in time and space! You feel your surroundings dissort. You and Rosen are now alone, in a Pokemon battle!

• Use tackle!
• Hyperbeam his jewish ass!
• Surf!
• Double team him!
• Run from the battle
• Give Michael Rosen a blowjob

You are:

A 10-year-old girl