"Fuck you, big red pussy!" (Hey, you're dead, so you know every word in the book now!)

From Create Your Own Story

Satan stabs a sword through your mouth and pulls it downwards, so that the top of your head is the only thing keeping both halves of your body togther. You are banished from existence. Trapped in a void. Good job. Bitch. Don't fuck with Satan.

You are: An impaled 10-year-old girl. Forever.
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