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- 17:23, 20 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Look In The Lake To See What You've Become (Created page with 'You look into your reflection in the lake to see what you've become...<BR> You are now (literally) a giant flaming dong.<BR> How will you use your newly discovered superpower?<BR…')
- 17:19, 20 August 2010 (hist) (diff) Turn On The Hippo (top)
- 17:14, 20 August 2010 (hist) (diff) Eat The Sandwich (top)
- 17:14, 20 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Eat The Sandwich (Created page with 'You bring the sandwich to your mouth and take a bite.<br> Suddenly, you fly through the fucking air and look down at the surprised beast.<br> You feel... different, and when you …')
- 17:10, 20 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Turn On The Hippo (Created page with 'You turn on the hippo and it roars to life.<br> The giant ass soldier looks quite confused, and is momentarily frozen out of it's tiny brain capacity.<BR> You should probably tak…')
- 17:06, 20 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Use Each Item One By One (Created page with 'Okay, that sounds reasonable.<br> What will you do first: *Press The Trigger For The Nuclear Bomb *Turn On The Hippo *Eat The Sandwich [[Category: One Messed Up Stor…') (top)
- 17:05, 20 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Piss Yourself Out Of Fear (Created page with 'Well, that was quite counterproductive.<br> The giant ass soldier kills you and licks where you pissed cause he has a really weird fetish.<br> You lose. [[Category: One Messed U…') (top)
- 17:03, 20 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Take All 3 Items (Created page with 'Okay, now that you have all this shit, what are you gonna do with it? You decide to: *Use Each Item One By One *Combine Them All *Piss Yourself Out Of Fear [[Categor…') (top)
- 17:01, 20 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Press The Trigger For The Nuclear Bomb (Created page with 'You explode.<br> So does the hippo.<br> So does everything.<br> All except for the lone sandwich which will roam the cosmos looking for a purpose...<br> Shit man, you fucked up.')
- 16:58, 20 August 2010 (hist) (diff) Search The Box (top)
- 16:56, 20 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Search The Box (Created page with 'You run over to the box and find only a trigger for a nuclear bomb and a 500 foot tall remote control hippo with turrets and missile launchers attached. Damn your luck sucks, you…')
- 16:51, 20 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Think, "Wait, since when am I inside a building? (Created page with 'Just fucking go with it.')
- 16:50, 20 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Fuck Yea, Boss Battle (Created page with 'You stand up, ready for the fight of your life. Only then do you realize you are unarmed, and outmatched.<br> Man, did you fuck up.<br> Suddenly, you see a box of weapons in the…') (top)
- 16:45, 20 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Run The Hell Away From Here!! (Created page with 'What a pussy. The giant fluffy soldier catches up with you in one step and crushes your sorry ass. You lose.')
- 16:43, 20 August 2010 (hist) (diff) Spin On The Ground (top)
- 16:42, 20 August 2010 (hist) (diff) N Spin On The Ground (Created page with 'You fall on the ground and start spinning like an idiot. Suddenly, a giant fluffy soldier jumps down from a skyscraper, right next to your fucking face. His heath bar says 1000 …')
- 16:37, 20 August 2010 (hist) (diff) m Stick Your Cell Phone Up An Iraqi Soldier's Butt (top)
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