Tacos1/Murder the hippie

From Create Your Own Story

You shouldn't have done that. The hippie knocks you aside with no effort and becomes enraged. "Fool, you dare attack a supreme-being?! I'm gonna skull f*$% your corpse!!" The hippie bellows. Crawling for dear life you attempt to escape from the hippie, but you are stabbed in the back by a large knife. You're back is sliced to bits as the hippie proceeds to tear out your spinal cord which is later used as a bong.

You died, you suck