R: Calm down
From Create Your Own Story
"Grrrrrrrr......" You take a deep breath then continue, "You know what. I'm not going to explode. I'm just going to calm down, and do something else."
"Aww." The voice sighs, "But it was so funny when you exploded. Oh well. I'm just going to go back to watching everyone else."
You suddenly feel really calm, it seems you've successfully calmed yourself down. Just as you start to think of what to do next, the device suddenly blurts out a message.
"I also think that you're really ugly, and that you should go die in a hole."
Ignore him:
