Piggy's Day/Is okay
From Create Your Own Story
Doctor: "He's perfectly fine, as you can hear.
Piggy is shouting in the other room.
Piggy: "THIS ISN'T SUGAR, YOU'VE PUT WHITE SAND IN MY COFFEE! YOU CHEAP BAS-"
Stick-man: "Oh, well. We'll be going home, then. Tell Piggy that the FBI found out that deTonator was a terrorist, and that he's been awarded a medal."
Doctor: "Will do."
Back home, Piggy's cellphone rings just as he's admiring his medal. He answers.
Piggy: "Uuhh... Hello?"
Voice: "Piggy, I've been watching everything that's happened lately, and I believe you are the perfect choice for a job I'm willing to offer."
Piggy: "Who is this?"
Voice: "It's difficult to explain without braking the sixth wall. I can assure you, however, that I am trustworthy."
Piggy: "Alright, what kind of a job are you offering?"
Voice: "A film director."
Piggy: "Really? I've always dreamed of being a director! I've just never had..."
Voice: "Time, money, a studio, employees and credibility? I've already taken care of that. All you need to do is go to 1937 Industry avenue tomorrow, where a studio is located. Present yourself as a movie director, and everyone will belive you."
The next day you and Swine head off to 1937 Industry Avenue. There you see a large building with a sign saying "MV-studios" over the door.
Swine: "Well, they were telling the truth. There is a studio here.
Piggy: "Very strange..."
Swine: "They said that you must introduce yourself as a movie director?"
Piggy: "Yes. Time to bring up the ol' poker face."
You open the door and confidently burst in. Inside you see a desk with a stick-man woman behind, appareantly the receptionist.
Piggy: "Miss Andrews, where's my coffee?"
Miss Jones: "Excuse me? My name is Miss Jones."
Piggy: "Yes, yes, Miss Jones..." I want my coffee in my office in five minutes!"
Miss Jones: "Very well."
The two of you walk straight past the reception to a long corridor with doors lining the walls. Swine whispers to you:
Swine: "How did you manage that with a straight face?"
Piggy: "I've done something like that many times before in a few restaurants."
You then find a door with a great big star on it, that reads "Piggy" under it.
Piggy: "And this is my office, appaerantly."
You open the door. Inside is a room with no windows, but a table and a few chairs, a bookshelf, a bathtub and a comfy looking chair beside a long table lining one of the walls. You take a seat in the chair.
Piggy: "Hm. Not bad. I guess I'm a movie director, then."
Swine: "Elbaveilebnu."
Congratulations! You've become a movie director.
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