Piggy's Day/Accept being a test subject
From Create Your Own Story
Piggy: "Alright, if it'll help me get home sooner, I'll be your guinea piggy."
You are taken three floors below ground to the secret testing facility. It's basically empty, since everybody else is on vacation. Only a lone scientist is on spot to greet you.
Piggy: "So, where the probes at?"
Guard: "Hold on, we're not yet at our destination. This laboratory is just a decoy for spies. This scientist will take you to the actual secret location."
Scientist: "Dude, you're not supposed to tell them that. Did they teach you nothing at introduction day?"
Guard: "Basically no. They just gave me a hat and told me to wing it."
Scientist: "I guess one can't blame you."
The scientist blindfolds you, and takes you onwards. You enter the employee dressing room.
Scientist: "There's a bit of step here, careful."
The step is indeed quite bad, since you're still walking on the ceiling. You were, however, blindfolded in quite a bad way, and you can see that you're stepping into a closet. Not that you'd need vision to detect this - your head is positioned awkwardly between several coat hangers. The scientist then presses a button on a remote control she is carrying. Nothing happens.
Scientist: "Oh for fuck's sake..."
She takes a coat hanger from the closet and jimmies it between the wall and the floor. Still, nothing happens.
Scientist: "That's odd. This should just drop the clos- I mean elevator down manually. Why aren't we moving?"
You try to:
