John Cena

From Create Your Own Story

So you have decided to be the guy who all the kiddie and girl fans adore, the one and only John Cena. You're just coming backstage after delivering one of your ususal "Never give up" promos. As you're walking backstage, a staff member walks up to you and says you have a not waiting for you. You go into your locker room and find a folded note and open it. It reads..

Brother, I think you should join TNA. We'll pay you A LOT of money to leave Vince, and you'll win the belt your first night.

I'm in your closet.

You suck, Cena!

You're fired!