Squirt into the water

From Create Your Own Story

You grunt and groan as the sperm shoots from your shaft and splashes into the water lapping at the shore of the island.

"How foul!" the were-octopus says. "I have to swim in that water, you know."

Do you:

• Tell the were-octopus that you'd rather do your squirting inside her
• Apologize for polluting the water with your seed
• Keep whacking off, saying that you like the thought of her swimming in your sperm