The mailman.
From Create Your Own Story
You pop the door open a crack, and stick your head and a shoulder out. The mailman stares a little, then holds out an envelope.
"Miss Jensen?" he asks. You nod, then put a hand out and take the envelope from him. He tilts his head down, and you follow his gaze, then gasp and slam the door. Your leg was in plain view for him, and you aren't totally sure your crotch was covered. You blush, then look out the peephole again. He is gone.
You sit on your bed, and open your package. It is from your friend, Jill. She is super rich. You pull out a letter, and read it.
Dear Erika, I heard you got canned again! Your boss was an asshole. I think you definitely need a vacation. I sent you a ticket to this little Island in the Caribbean. There is a return pass, but it never expires, so don't rush back to the job search. There is also a thousand dollars. Don't you dare put any of it in the bank! I got your back if you need more. Your flight leaves today at three, if you missed it I can send you another ticket. Have fun! Oh, and I sent you something to help you loosen up....
You reach into the envelope and pull out a 200 box of condoms. You laugh.
"Cause I am soooo totally going to be able to convince a guy to sleep with me..."
You stand up and stretch your nude body. Crap! your clock says 1:00.
You: