Dying her hair purple

From Create Your Own Story

"That's a great idea!" the strawberry blonde says. "Guys will be scared to get with a girl with purple hair! Then they won't be all over me anymore."

The beautician looks dubious.

"If that's what you want...," she says.

She puts the girl's head in one sink after another, rinses it with a variety of chemicals, and when she's done, the girl has bright purple hair.

"Not in such a hurry to doodle my oodle now, are you?" she asks you smugly.

"Maybe not," you say. "But

• now I want to do you up the ass!"
• your pubic hair isn't purple."
• purple makes me want a blow job."