Shit into the hat

From Create Your Own Story

You put the hat on the floor and squat over it. You release a massive log that disappears into the hat. But before you can savor your triumph, something splats against your back. A stinky just shot out of the toilet and hit you!

Penny's laughter sounds from inside the hat.

Do you:

• Run out, leaving that freaky hat behind
• Try to climb into the hat
• Yell into the hat that you want Penny to come out and face you