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From Create Your Own Story
Your face grows red with anger, and you croon over Dragon and clench your yellow teeth. Dragon inspects you for a moment, gets up and POUNCES AT YOUR THROAT!!! The horror grips you much too late -- Dragon is a pitbull with rabies!! You grasp at the dog's iron jaws, but you fall into a gentle sleep before your attempt succeeds. The last thing you hear is a faint "woof", though it is a happy woof.
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