My penis isn't tiny!

From Create Your Own Story

The redhead rolls her eyes.

"I didn't say it was," she says. "But if you did have a dinky dick, wouldn't you do something about it? Like get an implant?"

You reply:

• "Of course I would get a penile implant."
• "Do I have to show you my penis?"
• "I would get a penis pump."
• "I would get a penile-growth potion."