Squash her

From Create Your Own Story

You smash the little pixie between your hands.

"You evil dick head!" the pixie cries.

Your face tingles and you sneeze. The end of your nose flies forward! You cross your eyes, trying to see what's happened. There's a penis in the middle of your face where your nose should be!

The battered pixie points and laughs.

"Fine," you say. "I'll make a wish instead of squashing you completely. I wish...

• you would suck this dick nose."
• you would change my nose back."
• I had even more penises!"