Piss on the bum

From Create Your Own Story

You point your prick at the bum and let loose.

"Hey!" the bum shouts. "Bastard!"

You laugh.

"I'm not whizzing on your wall!" you say.

The bum sputters and tries, ineffectively, to fend off your piss with his hands.

"Bastard!" he says again.

Then it occurs to you that his voice is rather high. Under the layers of clothing and grime, there's a woman! A woman who might be fuck worthy.

Do you:

• Strip the grimy clothing off the piss-covered bum
• Bring the piss-covered bum back to your apartment
• Finish peeing and leave the alley