"How rude!"

From Create Your Own Story

"You think that was rude?" a voice says. "I'm gonna put this phone down the back of my pants."

You hear a rustling sound, followed by a nasty, flatulent whistling and tooting. You can almost smell the fumes!

"Ha!" the voice says. "Now that's what I call rude!"

He sounds amused.

Do you:

• Ask the rude man about tech support
• Stick the phone down the back of your pants
• Hang up the phone and dial again