PN/17/Fake an accent and pretend nudity is normal where you're from (open curtains)
From Create Your Own Story
A devious idea pops into our head, you decide to have some fun. In your best French accent, you reply, "Help? With what? What is wrong?"
He looks dumbfounded for a moment and then responds, "Umm, well you're not wearing any clothes..." His voice trails off as he looks over your body again.
You smile and say, "Oh, you are asking if I am okay because I am naked, yes?" He nods. You continue, "Yes, where I am from, it is okay to go to the beach naked. I haven't been to a beach in a while and I want to get tan. My breasts and pussy are so pale, you see?" You thrust your hips out, presenting your hairless nether regions to the older man.
he doesn't pass up the oppurtunity and he blatantly stares between your legs. Without looking away, he says in the same unsure voice, "I do see. Well you should know that it is not normal to go to the beach naked in America. You'd be the only one without clothes on and you might even get in trouble."
back to room , wife there
- Rush back into your room
- Lie and say you lost your clothes
- Tell him that you're going to the beach naked
- Fake an accent and pretend nudity is normal where you're from
- Fake another language and pretend to not understand English
