Liquor and a hoe! (bruja)
From Create Your Own Story
from the bruja
You don't have a lot of expenses so you decide you'll take it easy, and get yourself some drink and a cheap girl.
You start up your car and roll a few blocks up to where an old girl named Irma hangs out. She's a greek lady in her 60s or so with hazel-green eyes and big frizzy hair tied back in two buns, and long, hanging breasts with beet-slice nipples. You had a crush on her ever since you were a kid growing up around here, she always had a good story to tell, and now? she gives you brain!
So you pull your rag-top up and slip into the liq for a double-wide of cab sauv, and when you come out you see her sitting out in a spot of sun. She's wearing two old slip dresses, a pink one underneath and a peach one on top, and a pair of flats she probably hasn't had for long.
"Hey old lady, wanna go for a ride?"
