Go to home, covered in semen and with your boobs showing

From Create Your Own Story

At least you got the new swimsuit. Could be worse, I suppose.

As soon as you leave the building, you look around for someplace to hide. There's an entrance to a Christmas tree farm a couple hundred feet away. You decide to hide there until dark. That's still a long way off, but at least it's still reasonably warm this time of year.

Eventually, you fall asleep in the safety of the quasi-forest.

When you awake, it's dusk and you're just about ready to head home. You run a few scenarios through your head, trying to come up with them best path. The path least likely for you to be spotted. There are two good choices.