Tell her she's very pretty

From Create Your Own Story

“You’re very pretty,” you say.

The girl puts your neighbor’s paper down in front of their door, then turns to look you up and down.

“I know that,” she says. “Aren’t you a little old for me? I’m just started in college and you’re… not a student. But whatever. Thanks. Feel free to think of me the next time you jack off. I bet you do that a lot.”

You say:

• ”I fuck pretty young things like you more often than I jack off.”
• ”I bet I can fit a rolled-up paper us your ass.”
• ”Suck my cock, emo bitch.”