YArpg- Ring the bell-handle
From Create Your Own Story
You tug on the bell-pull and wait. A goblin sticks its head through the the side doorway, smiles, and approaches. It wears a light grey coat, the sort used for scientific purposes rather than for warmth. The shade constrasts oddly with its deep green skin covering its four-and-a-half foot body. Its large nose seems out of proportion with its tiny, sunken eyes.
"Greetings, visitor!" Its voice is surprisingly intellectual, although you can't decipher its gender. "Are you here to purchase some of our goods? Our branch develops counterfeit currencies: Modern Elven, Yuro, even Garshlic Gold. We trade at competitive ratios, from 1:20 to even 1:100!
Or perhaps you would like to barter for labourers? We always have more than we need. We will gladly sell our entertainment slaves in particular for low amounts of any currency - providing that it is real, of course! We stock both male and female humans, for a wide range of purposes."
A little shocked at its unusual dialect, you consider your options.
Do you say:
