Walk right into the Police Station
From Create Your Own Story
For some insane reason you decide your first stop will be the police station.
You smile and wave at the crowd of people out front before you walk into straight into the lobby. You flush as you hear wolf whistles and other lust filled comments from everyone as you bask in the attention from the government employees. You bask in the attention, smiling and posing for everyone around you as they take pictures and video of your nude body.
That is until you feel a hand on your shoulder and hear a stern voice behind you ask, "What do you think you're doing?"
'Why did you do something so insane?' you think to yourself. You don't even know why you lost your mind and went right to the police station. You turn around to try to explain yourself and are greeted by:
A very angry middle-aged male police officer