Bless the punk's penis
From Create Your Own Story
You wave your hand over the punk’s pecker.
“May the Lord bless this penis,” you say, doing your best to sound effeminate. “May it always rise to the occasion when called upon to do so.”
The punk laughs.
“You’re OK, sister,” he says. “Now how’s about I bless your holy vagina?”
Do you:
- Tell the punk to put his pecker away first
- Show the punk that you’ve got a pecker, not a pussy
- Tell the punk that your holy vagina needs no further blessing
| Status | ||
| Health | Horny | Location:
Outside the Catholic Church |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 1 | |
