Crazy Steve
From Create Your Own Story
Prologue
It is a cold night in Gotham. A homeless man looks through the dumpsters, intimidating all who pass him by.
"Sir, what are you doing?" Asks a scrawny looking man, terrified of the big brute bum.
"I'm LOOKING for SOMETHING USEFUL. Maybe there is some FOOD or CLOTHING in one of these DUMPSTERS that I can USE." Yells the big man.
"You keep yelling at random times. Why do talk like that?"
The brute lifts the man and tosses him at the wall. "Are YOU making FUN of my SPEECH?!"
"N-no, I'm not. I just notice-"
"NOTICE something AGAIN, and I'LL BREAK every BONE and every MUSCLE of that WEAK BODY of YOURS!"
Another homeless man walks by, helping the man from the ground. "I'm sorry sir, he never heard of you before. He won't bother you again."
The brute says nothing, going back to the dumpster.
"The hell was that all about?" asks the man, in shock of what just happened.
"That man is Crazy Steve. The most aggressive bum I've ever met, and that's saying something."
"Why does he talk like that?"
"Dunno. No one knows for sure. All I know is that you should never cross that guy, and never commit a crime next to him. He hates that most of all."
"B-but he just committed assault! Why-" The homeless man covers the man's mouth.
"Just don't argue, alright?"
The man nods.
"Alright, than-"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Crazy Steve laughs like a maniac, "I FOUND a lottery TICKET. I just WON 700 MILLION bucks. I'm RICH! I'm RICH! I'm RICH!"
Steve runs away in the distance. "Now I can BE a SUPERHERO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
