Piggy's Day/Go somewhere
From Create Your Own Story
You run straight past Satan. You face to speak to the Zzyxz's for a moment.
Piggy: "You guys work here, where can I get back to the surface!?"
Zzyxz: "We do have an emergency ladder, you know, like in case of a fire."
This, despite the fact that massive fires are business as usual in hell. You run out into the open. Meanwhile:
Groke: "I think they just ran past you."
Satan: "You... you useless FUCK! Catch them or I'll fire you this instant!"
You find the fire ladder, and start climbing.
Piggy: "Where do these ladders lead to?"
Zzyzx: "To Euro-Disneyland. It was the only place people would less rather end up in than hell."
The Groke then reaches you.
Do you:
