Piggy's Day/Fight the zombie
From Create Your Own Story
You bust out a shotgun, and shoot the zombie in the head.
Piggy: "Die, you insolent abomination!"
Behind you, a man in a general's attire comes up.
Piggy: "Hey, who are you?"
-clair: "My name is N-clair deTonator, and I run a zombie survival course. You've just passed the admission test!"
The following day, you are at the zombie survival camp. The course has four other participants: a stick-man, a woman, another stick-man with a cubic head, and a large man with army clothes.
N-clair: "Zombie handling 101. This is a normal zombie."
N-clair points at a genuine zombie standing beside him.
N-clair: "It has greenish skin, and beige eyes, (ironically the complete opposite of a person of nordic descent) and it's movements are slow. This zombie has been infected for over a day, and is beyond salvation. At this stage, crucial parts of its brain have died, so it would not be able lead a normal life. A good mnemonic to know if a zombie has 'expired' is to call its name, or profession. If unresponsive, they usually are not worth saving. This zombie is over five weeks old, and has physically lost nearly all of its brain. Would one of you like to kill it?"
Another course participant, the stick-man with a cubic head, volunteers.
Cubehead: "Ooh, me! Me!"
N-clair: "Pick your weapon, son."
N-clair points at a gun rack with a shotgun, and a ecto-phaser.
Cubehead chooses: