Piggy's Day/Speak clearly
From Create Your Own Story
Piggy: "I'm absolutely, positively sure that my brain has not sustained any damage whatsoever!"
Swine: "Right. Just checking, man. These things need to be checked, you know."
Piggy: "But I am bleeding from my nose, though. And quite badly, too."
Swine: "For goddaflabamaster's sake, now!"
Swine dials 911, and describes the situation. The operator tells you that you might recieve a brain infection, and need medical care. For first aid, you need to apply desinfectant and wrap your nose in a clean cloth to absorb the blood.
First, you: