Piggy's Day/Feign collapsing
From Create Your Own Story
"Swine thinks I'm spewing foul language! I have to get his attention some other way..."
Thinking quickly, you fall backwards on the floor. This was not the brightest idea, as you are now bleeding from the back of your head also.
Swine: "Piggy, are you alright? Say something!"
With a slight concussion, you stammer out:
Piggy: "Fufk you, Sfine."
After a few seconds, the top of your head crackes open, and your brains roll out. Needless to say, you've died.