Try to make a joke!

From Create Your Own Story

"I'm not that different from you. The only difference is the fact that I have something like those mushrooms in my pants"
When she hears the word mushroom, she explodes immediately. She slaps you with the broom again and then kicks you to the ground. She puts one foot on your chest to keep you down and tilts her hands right above her head.
"I don't care if you are a guy or a god, you're dead, daze!"
Above her head light starts to shine and sound starts to spread. It looked like a fucking star is being born.
"THAT'S A FUCKING STAR!" you yell.
"YES THIS IS A FUCKING STAR AND NOW EAT IT!"
She throws her hands down though you move away at the last moment. She falls, though gets up and grabs her broom. You don't stand a chance. The speed of you avoiding bumps and fungi was nothing compared to her, flying right at you in a straight line. You look over your shoulder and see her speeding towards you, though she flies too close to a tree. A branch hits a fold of her white black dress, and rips a part of her clothes away. She loses her balance and falls of her broom. You stop and see her on the ground up with her right breast exposed, and her legs in the air.

Run away, this is your last chance
Take her down
Just stare... She has got quite beautiful breasts