Fallout- JizzPants

From Create Your Own Story

You try your best to act casually while your penis erupts into your pants like a smothered volcano. Sam and Jack appear to be talking about women which you would like to be a part of, but you also don't want to draw any attention to your soaked jeans. You scoot forward and attempt to hide as much of your wet jeans under the table as you can. You grab a book randomly from Jeffs bag and pretend to be genuinely interested. It is titled "Wasteland Love Affair" by James J Jones. You turn to page 33 and start reading.

I love you Caroline, and I wont stop fighting for you!" Garrett shouted as he was dragged away by several ruthless bandits. At this moment the coward general smashed Garrett in the face with the butt of his gun and knocked him unconscious. When jack woke he was tied to a wooden plank in a barn.

"You sold us out!" Garrett yelled. You will pay for your crimes.

"I might... but then again I might get away with it.... you seem to be forgetting I inherited quite a bit of money from this job.

You stop reading as a shadow falls over the table. You turn. Catherine stands just beside you smiling.

"Can I help you?" You ask, hoping desperately that she hasn't noticed your pants and come to laugh at you.

She turns back to her friends, but they push her toward you once again. "Um. I noticed you were reading James Jones..."

You exhale. (Phew) "Yes! I love James Jones Books!" You say, almost believably.

"This is one of my favorites!" Catherine says, "What part are you at?"

"um..." you try to remember "Garrett was just kidnapped by Bandits"

"Oh my gosh, that was so horrible. I cried" Catherine said.

"I just hope he gets the girl in the end."
"Please tell me the traitor gets what is coming to him?"
"So Catherine, maybe we could have tea sometime?