Let them decide
From Create Your Own Story
You let them decide.
"Well if win, you have to buy us some drinks," Chris says.
"Yeah," Jon butts in, "and some food too."
"Ok," you say. "And if I win?"
"Well, we will buy you a drink," Chris says.
You agree and rack balls. They break and scatter the balls around the table. Their solids, your stripes. They obviously suck, missing every shot they take. After a while you pretty much clear the table. Your thinking, "I can get these boys drunk and I whatever you want to them." With 2 stripe balls left you sink the eight ball on purpose.
"Haha you suck," Jon says, "now buy us a drink."
You go to the bar and buy three Vodka and Red Bulls with double shots in them. You hand em to the boys, they both slam em down.
This goes on for about a half hour. You losing and them drinking. They are both drunk as hell now.
"New bet, " you say, "If I win, you leave here with me. I lose I go with you, and go to a real bar."