Nope, you've somehow survived

From Create Your Own Story

Your eyes slowly open. Somehow you're still alive. But, you feel strange. Different. Not yourself.

You look around, and spot a white blurry figure slowly walk up to you.

"Shh. Here, have some milk." the person says. You can't tell if it's a man or woman, as your ears are having as much trouble focusing as your eyes are.

You drink the milk offered to you, and it tastes wonderful. The best milk you've ever had before. "Do you hurt anywhere?" the person asks.

• You hurt in your loins
• You hurt in your chest