Try to verbally defuse the situation
From Create Your Own Story
"Easy now, boys," you say. "It's just a game. No need for a brawl over it."
The man u fans seem to lower their emotional temperature a bit. "The goal still shouldn't have counted."
"Why don't we see what The Fifth Official has to say about it?" you suggest. "It was a very close play."
One of the Man U fans chuckles. "Yeah, he'll know for sure. And he'll say it was offside."
"The column should be on FC tomorrow, I think," you acknowledge.
With that settled, everyone goes their separate ways. You still haven't found a woman interested in being with you, which was the original point of coming in here.
