Piggy's Day/You will ask
From Create Your Own Story
You can't think of anthing to ask. Instead, a woman beside you asks.
Woman: "Is it true that a zombie can be cured by letting a mutant bite it?"
N-clair: "Yes. A zombie has a very unstable genome, and its body is suspectible to change. If a mutant bites a zombie, the cells begin to multiply in its body cancerously, replaicing dead zombie-cells. Are there any mutants in the class?"
You, and cubehead raise your hands.
N-clair: "Okay, you there, Piggy. Bite this zombie."
You bite the zombie's arm. It tastes awful, and you spit out the skin. The zombie begins to wail.
Zombie: "Uuurhhh.... Ohh..."
The zombie begins to change into a human, but then takes a slight turn, and grows a misshapen leg, a strange bump on the side of its head, and mismatched eyes. The human also has a strange body structure.
N-clair: "Well, that was... uhh... a relatively succesful cure."
Mutated human: "You idiot! I was much happier being a zombie than THIS."
As N-clair tries calming down the newly-human zombie, while one of the course participants steal a key from N-clairs pocket.
N-clair: "Well, there is a trust fund for zombies-turned-humans, but you'd first need to get a job and that might..."
Piggy: "N-clair! I think Cubehead took something from your pocket."
N-clair: "OH GOD NO. THE KEY!"
Piggy: "What? Was it the key to the food supplies?"
N-clair: "With that key, Cubehead can blow up a nuclear bomb!"
Meanwhile, Cubehead has made his way deep into the facility. There, he finds a door with a clear sign: "Do not enter", and a lock.
Cubehead: "This is probably it."
He opens the door, and finds that the walls are covered in identical buttons.
Cubehead: "Oh no, he's installed thousands of fake buttons! Better just try them all..."
N-clair then runs in.
Cubehead: "Oh... hello. This isn't the bathroom, is it?"
Cubehead then begins to run around the room, trying all buttons. N-clair runs after him.
N-clair: "Stop doing that, you terrorist!"
Cubehead: "Screw you! I know that those bombs are headed for Los Angeles, so you can get an inordinate amount of fresh zombies once your stocks run dry."
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