Praise dog
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You squat, bowlegged, in front of Dragon. You admire his fuzzy mane for a moment, turning your head to and fro as your hands are dripping in dog sewage, and then extend your hand over his head. Dragon avoids your feeble attempt at praise, and jumps into your arms instead.