Pick up the "Cod of Zod"

From Create Your Own Story

you reach forward and place the small Black plastic-like material Cod piece around your genitaqls and find it is a snug fit. You feel a warm sensation pass through your whole body as you stride confidently towards the door. All of a sudden you are flying, a dirty Goatee Protuding from your chin. As you soar through the air, you see a Giant Ogre, drooling and Wielding a huge Club. you stand before him and Order the dumb brute to place his club on the ground, and kneel before you.. as the ogre takes his club to your head, you scream for the son of Durel, as the blood trickles from your ear as you lay in the lush grass, you curse his father for placing you in the phantom zone, and as the Giant Brings his foot down on your Skull all goes black... You are Dead.