Turn it off - and then pop upstairs for a sneaky shuffle

From Create Your Own Story

You flick the show from the screen with a simple push of the standby button. As you rise from your chair, you notice a slight strain in your boxer shorts, at the though of ahead, said shuffle. as you turn to head upstairs, the Semi that resides in your pants, catches a hot coffee mug, and scalds your feet, you hop on the spot with rage and lash out at the nearest object, unfortunately, the lamp bulb that you pierce with considerate ease, is switched on. As the filiment rests on your clenched fist, 250 volts of current pass through your central nervous system. As you burn from the inside out, your last thoughts turn to the Big and busty website, you will never lay eyes on again... You Are Toast.