Turn it over, because you would rather watch Richard Whitely and his extensive tie collection
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As you depress the button indicating "channel 4", a sudden pain dances up your arm using your nervous system as 'tap shoes', you clutch your chest as your heart implodes within your rib cage, and your final thoughts as you soil yourself alone in your darkened room, are of that one chance of happiness you turned down last spring, and the glint of evil in the kebab vendors eye as he handed you last nights 'Mixed Grill surprise'.. You are dead.
