Ashes House/Deliveryman
From Create Your Own Story
You say you are delivering a package. The Mr. Mime looks around. First eying your hands, then traveling to the patio and peering off to the left in right of the front gardens looking for any signs of what you are bringing them. He then looks at you quizzically. "Mime?"
You begin to get nervous, your lie is not going through very well. You need to think of something to say and fast. "Oh-- the uh, package is right here."
"Mime?" He responds again in confusion.
"Here I will show you." You unzip your pants and whip out your penis. "I just need to put this in her mailbox. Hur Hur."
The clown frowns and takes a step back. The door soon slams into your face and a click of the lock can be heard. Yep, last resort failed. You never thought you would end up showing your penis to a clown. But you did and it was not worth it. Now you need to find another way in or give up all together. Perhaps knock again, might piss off the clown though.
