Go and kiss Jurno
From Create Your Own Story
Though you love your girlfriend, Gerta, and her elephant size tits, you intend to make these last moments of your life your best. You run up to Jurno and embrace him. Giving up your desires to him and taking in all his body. You lock hands in his and join your mouths, sharing your bodily fluids passionately. You make sweet love till the moon rises in the sky and you proceed to spoon till the night has ended keeping your hands on each other and keeping your bodies warm. No Homo. You drift asleep.
A Ukraine soldier comes across your snuggling bodies and does what any sane man would do. JOIN IN THE FUN OF COURSE! He drops on the ground and begins to anally penetrate you, but as soon as the man begins to have fun, his soldier buddy comes by and with disgust, shoots you, Jurno, and the Ukrainian soldier.
The bullet passes clean through your skull and kills all three of you instantly.
THE END